I spent a good ten minutes to take it and this is what I got: here
" The Boy Next DoorSome of that scares me ... especially the "Men Next Door." Offering backrubs to kids ... man ... I'd probably be arrested if things gone worse. Some might even see me as a pediophile if I evolve into a Man Next Door. Now that would be bad. On the other hand, I was always a bit nervous when talking to girls around campus. I wasn't really too good with girls or maybe the ones that I run into are sensitive, get offended too easily, or just a little of both. It just makes me wonder too much.
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach"
I doubt this will be the only one Insomnia session this month.
Coming the next weeks, I'll be really busy and I know for sure that I'll have to pull some all-nighters just to make ends meet.